August 19, 2008
And… this little Al Qaeda is my younger brother, Greg. Congratulations on your Neard (aka Neck Beard).

And… this little Al Qaeda is my younger brother, Greg.

Congratulations on your Neard (aka Neck Beard).

August 13, 2008
Courtesy of someecards.com
Courtesy of someecards.com
August 10, 2008
Finally! Last friday we had the employee album cover auction and this is the cover I prepared. It sold to Brandee Stillwell for $150! Some of the artwork went for over $1000, but those were oil paintings done by some of the actual animators and designers. ENJOY

Finally!

Last friday we had the employee album cover auction and this is the cover I prepared.

It sold to Brandee Stillwell for $150!

Some of the artwork went for over $1000, but those were oil paintings done by some of the actual animators and designers.

ENJOY

August 4, 2008

Breakin' Hearts: It's what this business is all about.

  • Girl: Hi, this is Damiano's Pizza. Can I help you?
  • Me: Yeah, this is Mike from Family Guy. I just ordered the 14 pizzas.
  • Girl: Wait, like, Family Guy, like, the show, Family Guy.
  • Me: Yeah, that's it. So, I just ordered 14 pizzas.
  • Girl: Wow, I love that show. I have all the episodes. That's so COOL.
  • Me: Great. About those 14 pizzas. You can cancel that order... Sorry.
Anyone else find the Swiss Dairy logo a bit inappropriate?
Anyone else find the Swiss Dairy logo a bit inappropriate?
July 30, 2008
Yesterday, I survived my first earthquake.  It was only a 5.4, which was probably much less destructive than this hit by Shane Victorino on Braves’ Catcher, Brian McCann on Sunday. GO PHILS!

Yesterday, I survived my first earthquake.  It was only a 5.4, which was probably much less destructive than this hit by Shane Victorino on Braves’ Catcher, Brian McCann on Sunday.

GO PHILS!

July 20, 2008
This is Jennie getting made up for the Jonas Brothers Music Video she was in. And now, without much further ado… HERE IT IS! Just CLICK on the Picture! ENJOY!

This is Jennie getting made up for the Jonas Brothers Music Video she was in.

And now, without much further ado…

HERE IT IS!

Just CLICK on the Picture!

ENJOY!

The Album Cover Art Auction at work has been postponed until August 1st due to a busy week at the office and the approaching Comic-Con.  I guess alot of people just needed more time. So, here is another piece of my cover.  I will post the completed cover on August 1st.  I swear.

The Album Cover Art Auction at work has been postponed until August 1st due to a busy week at the office and the approaching Comic-Con.  I guess alot of people just needed more time.

So, here is another piece of my cover.  I will post the completed cover on August 1st.  I swear.

3 Reasons why our trip to Applebee's in San Diego was Awesome!

  1. The Hostess sat this obese mother/daughter duo, that we had seen at the hotel, right behind us.   They had voices that Beethoven couldn’t help but eavesdrop on.  We were treated to delightful conversations such as: “I don’t love my dad, I mean, I like him, but I don’t love him.” and “All he ever does is watch stupid Spanish TV shows” and “All we eat at his house is pizza.  I hate him”.  They’re conversations were so retarding that Jennie then had trouble adding up the receipt.  We hurried to finish our meals and get out of that black hole of intelligent thought.
  2. Jennie loves mashed potatoes.  So much that she leaves them for last.  But as Jennie was about to finish her meal, she found pieces of a plastic bag in her potatoes.
  3. As we left, just outside the door, we found a rat.  Both of its hind legs were broken or paralyzed.  Soo, it was just kind of hanging out.  We decided that it was kind of funny and figured we didn’t want to waste anymore time talking to the manager.  And Jennie thought it was cute.
GO APPLEBEE’S!
“ Do you remember how to play solitaire by yourself?
Jennie, while we were driving home from our trip to San Diego.
July 10, 2008

The theme song to The Cleveland Show.

I dare you to not whistle/hum/sing this song.

I DARE YOU!

“ Newspapers will run a headline: ‘Shark kills human.’ You never see a headline from the other perspective: ‘Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he’s shark food.’ 
Gary Larson (via affremblequotes)
July 8, 2008

Most Hilarious Part of Last Weekend

Playing Catch Phrase at Leila’s.  Jennie’s Turn.

  • Three Words
  • The First Word was “Go”
  • The Second Word was “Down”
  • The Hint Jennie gave us all for the Third Word? - “What I did with those Marines in San Diego”
The phrase she was looking for?
“Go Down Fighting”
Just a quick preview of my album cover for the Family Guy Album Cover Auction at the office. (I hand drew all the characters, used Toon Boom Studio to make the characters look authentic, and assembled the final project in Photoshop.) Complete Cover to be posted July 18th.

Just a quick preview of my album cover for the Family Guy Album Cover Auction at the office.

(I hand drew all the characters, used Toon Boom Studio to make the characters look authentic, and assembled the final project in Photoshop.)

Complete Cover to be posted July 18th.

June 29, 2008
“ If you want to be in comedy, you need to be less polite.

Jennie

There are some proud Gainey parents out there.